Two women are chatting in the office...
Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?
Woman 2: Yes.
Woman 1: Was it good?
Woman 2: No, it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3
minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in 5 minutes, then rolled
over and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a
romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he
lit some candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. Then we
had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour.
It was like a fairy tale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work...
Husband 1: Hey Jim, you get laid last night? How was it?
Husband 2: Fantastic! I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, got laid
and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: Just terrible! I came home, there was no dinner because they cut
the electricity as I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to
dinner. It was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. So we
had an hour’s walk home. When we got home, I remembered there was no
electricity, so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so pissed
that I couldn't get it up for an hour. Then I couldn't come for another
hour! When I finally did, I was so upset that I couldn't fall asleep and the
wife jabbered away for yet another hour!