Around here if you want to be Squid Chic you wear:
Mowhawk on helmet ( or substitute a fur cover with ears stuck onto it)
ICON vest includeing back protector worn over:
*wife beater tank top
*cargo shorts with chain to wallet
*low top tennies or flip flops
*sport various scrapes and scabs on elbows ,knees, palms
*Talk loudly about how far you lean over and "Dude, I almost wadded it back there!"
*A bike, preferrably a late model GSXR with trashed, stitched together bodywork, broken windscreen, rashed side covers,
tattered pipe,(a loud one of course),horribly bent levers, missing passenger seat. ( thank God).
And you can always add to this list. 
Mad 
Owner of KNGKAW.
