lolz some are so funny :)

Maybe fake but I caught myself laughing.

here's one i heard from the kids today.

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant.

I was going through a few magazines the other day, down at the local Mosque.

I was really enjoying myself.

Then the rifle jammed.

* Last updated by: redboot on 11/12/2016 @ 8:10 AM *

I met a genie once who offered me a long penis or a long memory.
I forget my response...

WHeeeeeee!

Just don't ask the Genie for a little head...

How many motorcycle forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”

8 to change the subject completely and go way off track and 2 to post nude fat girls.

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

I was laughing early today before work. I had on the local LA morning news show - think it was Fox LA and they were showing the Libs heads exploding after Trump stated he was going to roll back whats his name's auto emission standards. Gov Moonbeam was screaming about global warming causing wildfires (cause I guess global warming causes summer lighting strikes) and how people were going to die because Trump was changing what whats his name ruled by royal fiat.

* Last updated by: cruderudy on 8/3/2018 @ 6:39 PM *

Meth probably wouldn't affect them at all....

I think if I wasn't at work I would have to post a naked fat chick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw1ZMhV8kLI

https://heyjackass.com/

* Last updated by: cruderudy on 8/11/2018 @ 7:05 PM *

And another Daley running for Chicago mayor.
Homicide Trend (1957-2017)

Mayor Term Homicides
Richard J. Daley 1955-1976 10,910
Michael Bilandic 1976-1979 2,408
Jane Byrne 1979-1983 3,202
Harold Washington 1983-1987 3,295
Eugene Sawyer 1987-1989 978
Richard M. Daley 1989-2011 14,653
Rahm Emanuel 2011- 3,691

Funny statistic. If you do the math based on the number of years served the homicide rates were lower when the Daley's were serving except Eugene Sawyer.
Richard Daley 519.5
Michael Bilandic 802.6
Jane Byrne 800.5
Harold Washington 823.75
Eugene Sawyer 465.7
Richard Daley 666.0
Rahm Emanuel 527.2

Hey Hubbster

Tha pic must be from a manly man place like a bar in Bozeman or Coeur D'alene. It's not in SoCal or NorCal I know fo sure - if it was, the local PC committee would require a gay boy in bondage and an angery lezbo in the mural

'manly man place' was getting a twitter post in my email. I think it had 'people you may know' that bled off from facebooooo. I then typed in Colin Edwards for the hell of it, scrolled down and saw this on his timeline. Wink-Wink!

"How many motorcycle forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to " etc........

Most easily understood Hub post ( by me ) and completely entertaining ( to me) that I have read here...:)

* Last updated by: chrly on 10/8/2018 @ 6:26 PM *

It's torch!